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ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

(via orgasm)

fulfillments:

"you are what you eat" so i guess i’m human

(via orgasm)

(Source: yuko9895, via orgasm)

kenobi-wan-obi:

when someone say hi to ya bae for too long

(via heliolisk)

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

(via orgasm)

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

(Source: lolicutie, via heliolisk)

sorry:

I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.

(Source: sorry, via heliolisk)

tobaccoes:

Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

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